1. Parents are as imperfect as me
2. Moving is a tough lifestyle
3. Fighting is useless
4. Grandparents make up the best and coolest bedtime stories. My grandma had me hooked on this trilogy about a hot dog lost in a city. Twilight can suck it.
5. Scars are not the result of biting your nails
6. I should have NEVER watched Chucky
7. Masturbation is a gift of God and there is no need for therapy on this behalf
8. Reading is exactly like wine... an acquired taste that becomes addictive
9. When I get nervous I get gassy
10. I would have married Galileo Galilei
11. I feel best when surrounded by nature
12. People are not here forever, so say I love you at least once before they go
13. Money ALWAYS comes when it needs to and leaves the same exact way
14. I love being alone
15. A flight to Europe beats any stupid Sweet Quinceanera party
16. Driving fast and dangerously can be very very fun
17. I am short (according to taller people)
18. Crying hysterically and thinking you are completely insane on your first day living in New York City is an artistic tradition practiced by many. This was confirmed by Phylicia Rashad
19. Grand Central Station was witness to the most romantic thing any man has done for me
20. Love has no right way... and no fucking instruction manual (trust me I've looked)
21. Being 21 is soooo overrated
22. 18 should be the cut off age for mixing tequila, beer, vodka, whiskey, rum and car-bombs... (Still technically working on this one)
23. I have a very intense weakness for surfers and salty skin
24. Rainbows are signs of God
25. Home is where your feet are
26. People you love don't have to stay in your life forever. You can love from afar.
27. It feels great to look at your fears and just say "Suck my Dick!" (my favorite curse phrase)
